I'm a dumbfuck.

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That's the English version of Tracktor Bowling's song "Umirat"

I seriously thought about half that song was still in Russian, with just clips and phrases in English.

I can't even reconize my own native language.


Question thing stolen from ~RandomAmp.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I fell against something sharp.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Flags. Flags everywhere.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I grind my teeth sometimes, but not the other two.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
A little of everything. Mostly rock or country.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
11:20PM. Somewhere around that time atleast. 20-something.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Hmm. . .good replies. And anew pair of shoes, mine are old damnit.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Well. . .nothing in particular.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
A actual possession? My ring and necklace. Also Cissy and Sestra_{because they're totally mine.}

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'9".

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Depends on circumstances.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Only if I was stupid enough to watch a bunch of ghost videos_{and yes, I'm staring at you, Lizzie.}

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
My bastard cousin kept making me see September Eleventh Two-Thousand-One footage.

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Well. . .I have Thantophobia. That counts, I suppose.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I'm not really picky. . .blonde with blue or green eyes.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
That would requiring actually doing that.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Neither. I prefer tea.

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING(s)?
Pepperoni.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Chocolate.

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Red.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
I know someone who has

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
Damn, good one. I don't really have anything particularly meaningful. Care to remedy that?

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
No.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Thankfully, no.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
I don't have a preferance. Whatever I like.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
Fifty.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Blondes.

32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
"War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
- John Stuart Mill

33. FAVORITE PLACE?
The National Museum of Naval Aviation or Fort Pickens. Both are in beautiful Pensacola.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
No, though I would like to visit Europe someday.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Anything anti-American or anti-British will end with you getting shot in the face

36. HAVE YOU EVER MET SOMEONE FAMOUSE?
Don't make me go Grammer Nazi on your arse.

37. FIRST JOB?
I was a volunteer at the Naval Aviation Museum.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Knowing me, probably. Would help if I could remember that far back.

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
Sometimes, I suppose.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Playing around over at LJ. I seem to have to much fun playing the role of Devel's Advocate.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Yes.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My eyes, my intellegence, my hair.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
No.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Perhaps a new pair of boots.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
None. And they can't have names if they're nonexistant.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No. That damn mermaid is a coincidence.

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Stupidity, bastardness, more than I feel like naming.

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
Another tough one, but I suppose being more free to do as I wish. Senority rocks.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Usually Suave, tough I'm not really picky.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It suits well enough, tough it is annoying when other people can't read it or think I misspelled something when in reality I didn't.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Turkey or Ham.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Chewing on headset wires, my necklaces if they're long enough, or my shirt collars if they're tall enough. Or being to much of a attention whore, my love of playing Devil's Advocate, decieving people. My spoken language isn't exactly lady-like either ( Every other word is usually 'fuck' or some form of it. )

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
I just said I'm a attention whore, the fuck do you think.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Probably, probably not. Who's to say?

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
Yes.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Sometimes.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Music, being a bitch to people.

58.WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
Lose. Goodness knows I'm to fat anyway.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Planes! 8D

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
About 10 or so.

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
No.

63. Do you use sarcasm?
Are you really that stupid?

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Po-tat-oes!

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Intellegence, personality.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Missy, Arie, Aria, Mermaid, Over-Achiver, Little Damnit, Stubborn Bitch, Smartass ( they love me, really they do )

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Do you realize how much fun I could have tormenting people if they couldn't see me?

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Battle 360, Patton 360, Enginering A Empire, Dogfights, Lock And Load, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, Smoking Gun Presents

69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Bodily harm.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Napoleon.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yes.

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
It could be in any room I want it to, it's a laptop.

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
It's 10:00PM and I gotta get up at 6:00AM. Fuck do you think?

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
Haven't really thought about it, though I doubt it'll be outside Dixie.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Well, it'd be interesting.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Default~"It Only Hurts"

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Tea.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Sestra.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Nothing in particular, just overall apperance. And voice.

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Read, take a walk, baking. This really depends on the season and what kind of mood I'm in.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Idiocy, you daft gits.

82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
Autumn.

83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Hershey's. Well, okay. Any chocolate as long as it's not dark or has any type of nuts in it.

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Cissy. Sestra is a huge pain in the ass, but she's amusing. Wait, do like-sisters count?

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Blonde, though there's a little red in it from when I was bored.

86. EYE COLOR?
Blue.

87. SHOE SIZE?
8.

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
I can barely stand fast food. . .um, I guess Hardies?

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Whistling Squirrel. The gayest fucking name ever, but they have some damn good food.

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Never tried it. Though considering it's seafood, something I have a very low tolerance for, I highly doubt it.

91. WATCH TV TODAY?
Something about Operation Barbarossa during World War Two.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Pretty much any Autumn Friday.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
Flute.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Independant. Only political sway is Nationalist..

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Depends on who the person hugging or kissing me is. Though I suppose hugs.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships are a pain in the ass, one night stands.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
I don't even fucking remember, I always get other people to pay for everything.

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
That would imply being a wife. No.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Iron Kingdom: The Rise and Downfall of Prussia 1600-1947. Also, The Death of Hitler.