Stole from ~wishmatrix since I _{sort of}said I'd do it as soon as my body quit trying to act out World War Two. Apparently my stomach likes being Nazi Germany and making my back Poland, with my chest as Czechoslovakia

Now then.
Type your name [link] so you can do this.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
"Nothing works better than a Ariel"
I'm awesome like that

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
"Nothin' says lovin' like Ariel from the oven."


3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
"Thank Ariel it's Friday"
So my ego is that fucking big I make people replace God with my name. . .I'm not entiely against this

4. How would you answer a booty call?
"Momma Mia, that'sa spicy Ariel!"
I'm gonna end up with some hetare Italian. . .can you say Mafia? 8D

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
"Washing machines live longer with Ariel."
. . .

6. To someone you dislike?
"Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Ariel."
I must say, that turned out awesome! And apparently my ego's still the size of the Western Hemisphere.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
"Ariel is what we do."
That. . .could've been better

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
"The best part of waking up is Ariel in your cup."
They gonna think I'm a prostitute.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
"It does exactly what it says on the Ariel."
And my ego ate Europe.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
"Vorsprung durch Ariel."
. . .I pretend I'm Dutch? Awesome!

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
"It's just for me and my Ariel."
My ego's noming on Africa, it would seem. Maybe Asia'll be next.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
"You like Ariel. Ariel likes you."
Sadly, I'd probably have said that

13. What are the best words to describe you?
"Make it an Ariel night."
Yeap, there went Asia.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
"There ain't no party like an Ariel party."
And Austrailia!

15. Your last words before you die...
"I've seen the future, and it's Ariel-shaped."
Adios, Antarctica. . .dude, my ego went all Hitler and took over the whole wide world

16. Your message to a special someone..
"Leave the Ariel to us."
Aw, the KGB are after me
_{KGB as in the Soviet's knock-off of the FBI and CIA, not that one from the tv commercial.}

17. Title of this post will be..
"Don't be vague. Ask for Ariel."
. . .All I have to say, is my ego went all Britsh Empire with Hitler in the house and took over the Earth in the name of the United States of Awesome! Manifest Destiny was a GO!

Confessions tag:

I tag whoever wishes to do this.

Ten things I wish I could say to people:

1) My emotions.
2) My feelings.
3) I
4) Ran
5) Out
6) Of
7) Things
8) To
9) Say
10) . . .I tend to wear my mind on my sleeve, people know what I think.


Nine things about myself:
1) If you met me irl, I would probably be stumbling over my words and stuttering; just being pretty damn shy.
2) Until I got to know you a bit, then Lord knows what I might say.
3) I'm more likely to try to bomb you with firecrackers than shoot them into the sky.
4) I'm partially likely to speak my mind.
5) Half the time I don't understand my own feelings.
6) I don't give a shit what peopel think about me most of the time.
7) I don't
8) Know what
9) Else to say.

Eight ways to win my heart:
1) I
2) Don't
3) Have
4) A
5) Clue.
6) Go
7) To
8) Hell.

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:
1) How much work am I missing in Ms.J's class?
2) When am I going to actually write that damned poem?
3) Why is no one online lately?
4) I ran out
5) Of things
6) To say
7) Again.

Six things I do before I fall asleep:
1) Lay in bed.
2) Start listening to music.
3) This isn't
4) Cheating, what
5) You talking
6) About?

Five places I want to visit:
1) London, England
2) Berlin, Germany
3) New York, US of Awesome ( couldn't resist, I'll be serious now )
4) Washington DC, USA
5) Richmond, USA

Four things I'm wearing right now:
1) Black denim jeans
2) Red spagetti-strapped shirt
3) Black cow-girl boots
4) . . .My class ring counts, right?

Three bands that I listen to often:
1) Godsmack
2) Globus
3) Brooks & Dunn

Two things I want to do before I die:
1) Travel more and farther away
2) Lose weight

One confession:
1) Sometimes when I say 'I'm fine' or 'Nothing's wrong', I wish someone would say 'Don't lie.'

So. . .anyone else keep up with this? [link]

Or get all the references here? [link]

Or perhaps just a nazi pope? [link]

That is all.

EDIT

I added this because it made me laugh [link]

And this, since it seemed fitting [link]

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The national costumes from Miss Universe '09. Now, don't get me wrong, some of these are nice. . .but some are just 'out there', if you know what I mean.

Also, how the hell is a purple swimsuit Canada-ish?

And Costa Rica looks like a caulaflower.

And America. . .why?